I love that Baltimore never has a dull moment.
Once I got inside and gave my license to the Information Clerk for renewal, he looked at the old one and said,
"Wow this wasn't one of your best hair days on here was it?"
I took my number from him and rolled my eyes. Then I proceeded to sit down in the waiting area.
...where I checked myself in the mirror multiple times until they called me to the counter for a new photo.