I love that Baltimore never has a dull moment.
I was waiting in the long line that had already developed outside the MVA near Mondawmin Mall at 8 a.m. in the morning. Some drunk guy stumbled up the steps ahead of the line, and of course everybody started cussing him out.
Once I got inside and gave my license to the Information Clerk for renewal, he looked at the old one and said,
"Wow this wasn't one of your best hair days on here was it?"
I took my number from him and rolled my eyes. Then I proceeded to sit down in the waiting area.
...where I checked myself in the mirror multiple times until they called me to the counter for a new photo.